tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
